GLENN COLQUHOUN was born and raised in South Auckland and has published
three books of poetry. The Art of Walking Upright won the
Jessie Mackay Best First Book of Poetry Award at the 2000 Montana
New Zealand Book Awards and ‘To a woman who fainted . . .’
was published as part of his latest collection of poems, Playing
God, touching on his experiences in medicine. Colquhoun has also
written a children’s picture book called Uncle Glenn and
Me, which he considers to be more fun than the poetry. He says,
‘I would advise anyone interested in reading my work to begin
there as it is my most considered work to date.’
About his poem, Colquhoun comments: ‘I would have to start
by saying it is based on an experience at the Dans Palais last year
during Writer’s and Readers week in Wellington. An elderly woman
fainted at the back of the tent during a poetry reading I had taken
part in which meant that because people knew I was a doctor I was
beckoned from the front of the venue to assist. I found her pale and
frail but she soon felt better lying flat and chatting while we waited
for an ambulance. The trick, as most doctors will tell you, is to
make people think everything is under control. This seems also true
of poetry! The last I saw of her she was on her way to hospital and
I was left with a heap of paperwork. It seems fainting needs the appropriate
endorsements. I was teased considerably afterwards and have to say
that it is the most direct example of the overlap between my careers
in both poetry and medicine that I have yet experienced. It seemed
too good an opportunity not to write about and some sort of quid pro
quo for being put in the situation. I guess that is why I adopted
the mock serious tone. It was a way of taking the teasing seriously
and considering the possible links between poetry and fainting as
a conceit for a poem. Maybe I just had nothing else better to do!
I have to say I had great fun writing it because it is essentially
a giant piss-take.’